I've got a 2 XS, so I see that boot splash animation a lot. And, frankly, I'm just sick of those guys.
"U" is the worst; that guy is positively Shatner-esque in his "look at me! look at me!" jerking and bobbing.
"R" is awfully annoying too, constantly twisting to and fro to show off his "best side" ... what a primadonna!
For a while I empathized with "K"; I mean, I'm sick of waiting for this boot sequence to finish too, but eventually I just started thinking that he's a self-absorbed jerk, an obnoxious Wall Street type.
Really, "O" is the only one I'd want to hang out with ... he's not that smart, but he's chill and nice and not all full of himself.
Anyways, let's retire these guys, okay Roku?